Here are some very funny text messages, just read and start texting..!!
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Teacher : What Is Machine ?
Student : I Don't Know The Definition From Start, But Something I Remember It From The Last..
Teacher : Ok Tell Me What You Remember From Last ?
Student :
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This Is Called Machine .
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Crow sitting on a tree doing nothing...
Rabbit thought to do the same sat on ground.
A wolf came ate it.
MORAL:To Sit do Nothing,u Need to be on top...
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No Matter Whether Guyz Are Driving Ferrari, BMW, Accord, OR Corolla. They Are Not Able To Overtake A . . . . . .
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GIRLS COLLEGE VAN
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An Idea can change ur life
but
A Girl can change ur ideas
so
always change ur GIRLFRNDs to Get New ideas
What an Idea Sirji....,!!!!!!
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The worlds best moment is when
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We have a wonderful question paper in the exam hall ..
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.
.
and LOOK around at each other and SMILE to make sure that we are not the only one who does not know A SINGLE ANSWER .
LOL
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Teacher : What Is Machine ?
Student : I Don't Know The Definition From Start, But Something I Remember It From The Last..
Teacher : Ok Tell Me What You Remember From Last ?
Student :
.
.
.
This Is Called Machine .
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Crow sitting on a tree doing nothing...
Rabbit thought to do the same sat on ground.
A wolf came ate it.
MORAL:To Sit do Nothing,u Need to be on top...
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No Matter Whether Guyz Are Driving Ferrari, BMW, Accord, OR Corolla. They Are Not Able To Overtake A . . . . . .
.
.
GIRLS COLLEGE VAN
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An Idea can change ur life
but
A Girl can change ur ideas
so
always change ur GIRLFRNDs to Get New ideas
What an Idea Sirji....,!!!!!!
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The worlds best moment is when
.
.
.
We have a wonderful question paper in the exam hall ..
.
.
.
and LOOK around at each other and SMILE to make sure that we are not the only one who does not know A SINGLE ANSWER .
LOL
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18 yr old boy : will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl : no... get lost !
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4 yr old boy : will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl : OMG ! he's shoo cute :)) yes yes i will :))
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18 yr old girl : no... get lost !
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4 yr old boy : will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl : OMG ! he's shoo cute :)) yes yes i will :))
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Funny exam joke :-
In an exam, a student who wasn't prepared left the page blank
And at the bottom drew flowers and wrote -
"In the memory of my memory, which recently passed away!" :P
In an exam, a student who wasn't prepared left the page blank
And at the bottom drew flowers and wrote -
"In the memory of my memory, which recently passed away!" :P
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