Another sign that you might be having a drinking problem.. :)
Showing posts with label Fun Zone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fun Zone. Show all posts
Drinking Problem
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Monday, 18 July 2011
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Funny Advertisement
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Tuesday, 12 July 2011
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Check out this funny advertisement from vodafone.
Life of an engineer
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Wednesday, 6 July 2011
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Life of an engineer after engineering..!!
Funny Prank Making People Crazy
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Monday, 4 July 2011
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Check out this funny prank video making people crazy who are watching it.
Funny Accidents
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Thursday, 30 June 2011
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Check out these funny accidents, and don't forget to mute the volume.
Fun Zone: Funny Engineering SMS
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Sunday, 29 May 2011
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Banner in front of Engineering collage...........
By its chairman
" Drive slowly don't kill the student, leave them to us its our duty. we do it in a legal way....."
THEORY IS WHEN WE KNOW SMTHNG BUT IT DONT WORKS.......................... PRACTICAL IS WHEN SMTHNG WORKS BUT WE DONT KNOW WHY............................ WE ENGINEERS COMBINES BOTH THEORY AND PRACTICALS... ""NOTHING WORKS AND WE DONT KNOW WHY?""
What is the definition of an ENGINEER?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had! and in such a way you don't understand!!!!!
Doc. nd engg. loved da same gal..
Doc. gives her a rose
Bt engg. gives her an apple daily.
Dr. asks- y??
Engr- AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOC AWAY!!!
:lol:
Engineers rocks...
There are 3 kinds of engineers in this world...
Some make wonders happen..!
Some see wonders happen..!
Others wonder what happened..!!
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
U Can B
Dr Save Life
Lawyer Defend Life
Soldier Protect Life
But Y2 Play Wid Others Life
Just B An Engineer ScrewUp Ur Own Life -)
A Notice in a factory for girl workers :
" If your skirt is long, protect yourself from engines...
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if it is short, protect yourself from engineers...." :P :D
By its chairman
" Drive slowly don't kill the student, leave them to us its our duty. we do it in a legal way....."
THEORY IS WHEN WE KNOW SMTHNG BUT IT DONT WORKS.......................... PRACTICAL IS WHEN SMTHNG WORKS BUT WE DONT KNOW WHY............................ WE ENGINEERS COMBINES BOTH THEORY AND PRACTICALS... ""NOTHING WORKS AND WE DONT KNOW WHY?""
What is the definition of an ENGINEER?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had! and in such a way you don't understand!!!!!
Doc. nd engg. loved da same gal..
Doc. gives her a rose
Bt engg. gives her an apple daily.
Dr. asks- y??
Engr- AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOC AWAY!!!
:lol:
Engineers rocks...
There are 3 kinds of engineers in this world...
Some make wonders happen..!
Some see wonders happen..!
Others wonder what happened..!!
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
U Can B
Dr Save Life
Lawyer Defend Life
Soldier Protect Life
But Y2 Play Wid Others Life
Just B An Engineer ScrewUp Ur Own Life -)
A Notice in a factory for girl workers :
" If your skirt is long, protect yourself from engines...
and
if it is short, protect yourself from engineers...." :P :D
Fun Zone: A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words
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Tuesday, 24 May 2011
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A picture of worth a thousand words about engineering life...!!
Fun Zone: World Without Engineers
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Wednesday, 11 May 2011
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Following are some funny images showing how the world could have been without engineers:
Fun Zone : Funny SMS
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Saturday, 30 April 2011
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Here are some very funny text messages, just read and start texting..!!
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Teacher : What Is Machine ?
Student : I Don't Know The Definition From Start, But Something I Remember It From The Last..
Teacher : Ok Tell Me What You Remember From Last ?
Student :
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This Is Called Machine .
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Crow sitting on a tree doing nothing...
Rabbit thought to do the same sat on ground.
A wolf came ate it.
MORAL:To Sit do Nothing,u Need to be on top...
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No Matter Whether Guyz Are Driving Ferrari, BMW, Accord, OR Corolla. They Are Not Able To Overtake A . . . . . .
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GIRLS COLLEGE VAN
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An Idea can change ur life
but
A Girl can change ur ideas
so
always change ur GIRLFRNDs to Get New ideas
What an Idea Sirji....,!!!!!!
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The worlds best moment is when
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We have a wonderful question paper in the exam hall ..
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and LOOK around at each other and SMILE to make sure that we are not the only one who does not know A SINGLE ANSWER .
LOL
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Teacher : What Is Machine ?
Student : I Don't Know The Definition From Start, But Something I Remember It From The Last..
Teacher : Ok Tell Me What You Remember From Last ?
Student :
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This Is Called Machine .
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Crow sitting on a tree doing nothing...
Rabbit thought to do the same sat on ground.
A wolf came ate it.
MORAL:To Sit do Nothing,u Need to be on top...
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No Matter Whether Guyz Are Driving Ferrari, BMW, Accord, OR Corolla. They Are Not Able To Overtake A . . . . . .
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GIRLS COLLEGE VAN
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An Idea can change ur life
but
A Girl can change ur ideas
so
always change ur GIRLFRNDs to Get New ideas
What an Idea Sirji....,!!!!!!
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The worlds best moment is when
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We have a wonderful question paper in the exam hall ..
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and LOOK around at each other and SMILE to make sure that we are not the only one who does not know A SINGLE ANSWER .
LOL
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18 yr old boy : will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl : no... get lost !
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4 yr old boy : will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl : OMG ! he's shoo cute :)) yes yes i will :))
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18 yr old girl : no... get lost !
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4 yr old boy : will u marry me ?
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18 yr old girl : OMG ! he's shoo cute :)) yes yes i will :))
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Funny exam joke :-
In an exam, a student who wasn't prepared left the page blank
And at the bottom drew flowers and wrote -
"In the memory of my memory, which recently passed away!" :P
In an exam, a student who wasn't prepared left the page blank
And at the bottom drew flowers and wrote -
"In the memory of my memory, which recently passed away!" :P
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Fun Zone : Some Ultimate Truths
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Friday, 22 April 2011
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Here are some things that have happened with almost everyone in their life, just read and start laughing....!!
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success…….. is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk..
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works.
If at first you don't succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is still late.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
If you have paper, you don't have a pen……. If you have a pen, you don't have paper…… if you have both, no one calls.
Especially for engineering students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
All Govt buses are crowded.
Corollary--- -- The Govt buses in opposite direction always go empty.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
The road to success…….. is always under construction.
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk..
In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works.
If at first you don't succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot.
He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is still late.
Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
If you have paper, you don't have a pen……. If you have a pen, you don't have paper…… if you have both, no one calls.
Especially for engineering students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
All Govt buses are crowded.
Corollary--- -- The Govt buses in opposite direction always go empty.
The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until another person is fired or quits.
Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
