Banner in front of Engineering collage...........
By its chairman
" Drive slowly don't kill the student, leave them to us its our duty. we do it in a legal way....."
THEORY IS WHEN WE KNOW SMTHNG BUT IT DONT WORKS.......................... PRACTICAL IS WHEN SMTHNG WORKS BUT WE DONT KNOW WHY............................ WE ENGINEERS COMBINES BOTH THEORY AND PRACTICALS... ""NOTHING WORKS AND WE DONT KNOW WHY?""
What is the definition of an ENGINEER?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had! and in such a way you don't understand!!!!!
Doc. nd engg. loved da same gal..
Doc. gives her a rose
Bt engg. gives her an apple daily.
Dr. asks- y??
Engr- AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOC AWAY!!!
:lol:
Engineers rocks...
There are 3 kinds of engineers in this world...
Some make wonders happen..!
Some see wonders happen..!
Others wonder what happened..!!
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
U Can B
Dr Save Life
Lawyer Defend Life
Soldier Protect Life
But Y2 Play Wid Others Life
Just B An Engineer ScrewUp Ur Own Life -)
A Notice in a factory for girl workers :
" If your skirt is long, protect yourself from engines...
and
if it is short, protect yourself from engineers...." :P :D
By its chairman
" Drive slowly don't kill the student, leave them to us its our duty. we do it in a legal way....."
THEORY IS WHEN WE KNOW SMTHNG BUT IT DONT WORKS.......................... PRACTICAL IS WHEN SMTHNG WORKS BUT WE DONT KNOW WHY............................ WE ENGINEERS COMBINES BOTH THEORY AND PRACTICALS... ""NOTHING WORKS AND WE DONT KNOW WHY?""
What is the definition of an ENGINEER?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had! and in such a way you don't understand!!!!!
Doc. nd engg. loved da same gal..
Doc. gives her a rose
Bt engg. gives her an apple daily.
Dr. asks- y??
Engr- AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOC AWAY!!!
:lol:
Engineers rocks...
There are 3 kinds of engineers in this world...
Some make wonders happen..!
Some see wonders happen..!
Others wonder what happened..!!
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
U Can B
Dr Save Life
Lawyer Defend Life
Soldier Protect Life
But Y2 Play Wid Others Life
Just B An Engineer ScrewUp Ur Own Life -)
A Notice in a factory for girl workers :
" If your skirt is long, protect yourself from engines...
and
if it is short, protect yourself from engineers...." :P :D
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